7 AM

12.19.10

Wake up sleepypants!

THE TRUTH ABOUT SCONES

11.20.10

This scone makes me very sad.

SHAKE IT

11.17.10

MARS: (singing) Shake your booties shake your booties shake your booties!

J: Mars, do you know where your booty is?

MARS PULLS UP HIS SHIRT

MARS: My nipples!

AMY: No, Mars, those are boobies. Your booty is your butt!

MARS: Oh! Shake your booties shake your booties shake your booties.

FAIR WARNING

10.24.10

I'm pooping! Go somewhere safe.

CORRECTION

10.21.10

LUNA: Mars you are a bad boy!

MARS: No I'm not, I'm a funny boy!

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

Mars to Luna: Do you want to be a construction worker for Halloween?

Luna: No waaaay!

Mars: It's not crazy, it's cool!

SILLY BABA

10.20.10

J: Come on you knuckleheads!

MARS: We're not knuckleheads! We're UncleDan Heads!

NO PANTS 2

October 2010

I'm taking off these pants. They're deeeeesgusting!

DISCOVERY

Sept 2010

IN THE TUB, MARS IS SQUATTING

MARS: What's this?

J: It's your scrotum.

MARS: What's inside it?

J: Your testicles.

MARS: Poop comes out of it?

J: No, poop comes out of your butt. Behind there.

MARS: What comes out of it?

J: Hopefully nothing.

FIRST JOKE

7.26.10

[Mars adapted Luna's famous Knock-Knock joke:]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Penis!

Penis Who?

You have penis!

IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER

7.20.10

J: Mars, are you a happy man?

Mars: No! I a butt man!

RESOURCEFUL

7.25.10

MARS (has a hangnail on his toe): Cut my nail, Baba!

J GOES UPSTAIRS TO GET NAIL CLIPPER, COMES BACK DOWN

MARS (holding the nail in his fingers): I bite it!

A GOOD QUESTION

7.18.10

Fuck what, Baba?

NOT THE POTTY

7.6.10

(Mars has just come out of Luna's room and shut the door. He is not wearing pants or a diaper.)

MARS: Mama, there's a poop in Luna's room.
J: Did you poop in Luna's room?
MARS: No.
J: Did the cat poop in Luna's room?
MARS: Yep.

(J opens the door and goes in, sees the poop. It is not cat poop.)

J: Mars, did you poop in Luna's room?
MARS: Yep. I poop in Luna's room.

TIMES THAT MARS WOKE UP ON VACATION

and therefore woke the rest of us up:

June 2010

Martha's Vineyard

6:00
5:00
4:45
6:00*
6:30
5:50
5:20
6:07
6:20
6:15
6:30*
6:20
6:20

*Crib Escape

SMOOTH

6.21.10

Mars is talking to Leah, the 4 year old hula hoop girl staying across the street on the Vineyard.

MARS: You wanna see my crib? It's upstairs.

IN THE TUB

6/10

(Mars hates to have his hair washed. When I shampoo his head he says...)

No make a hat!

LONGEST SENTENCE EVER

5.29.10

Baba! I heard a zan-zan truck collecting the garbage!

VISIT WITH SHOGO

05.09.10

J: Did you see Shogo today?

Mars: Yeah! Shogo's Baba has no hair! Shogo has no hair!

(they got haircuts)

MARS' EXCELLENT HEARING

SPRING 2010

Every time he hears the pumper truck for the port-a-potty at the site next door.

"Poop Truck! Poop Truck! See it!"

and goes running off.

EDUCATIONAL TV

(sing/song from Yo Gabba Gabba)

Every time he takes a bite. Whether he likes it or not.

I tried it. I liked it!
I tried it. I liked it!

ANNOUNCEMENT

5.32.10

COMING DOWN THE STAIRS AT SHOGO'S HOUSE

"I have to change my pooper!"

LOOK BABA

5.12.10

Look Baba! Mr. Rabbit has a vagina! Right here!

NEW TOY IDEA

4.26.10

(playing with his toy electric drill driver)

I need a jackhammer!

HOLE

3.6.10

(Mars in the bathtub, finds something underwater)

Mars: (excited) Hole!

J: Where?

Mars: In Mars' butt!

POTTY!

3.26.10

J: (Smells something) Mars - did you poop?

Mars: No. Yes! Potty!

Mars runs for the toilet, climbs up the stepstool and gets in.

Mars: My sock wet!

SAY HELLO

(MARS ON HIS BACK AFTER A FAM-PEE (CHINESE FOR "FART"))

See fam-pee guy! See fam-pee guy!

HELP!

circa Jan, 2010

(Mars is lying face down on the floor in the back. Amy is in the kitchen.)

Mars: Help!
Amy: Help with what?
Mars: Mars!
Amy: What happened?
Mars: Hand. Stuck. In. Pocket!

YOU SAY PAJAMAS

3.18.10

GETTING READY FOR BED

Mars: Mars Cold!

J: Don't worry Mars, let me just put on your diaper...

Mars: And put on Pagina!

J: You mean "pajamas." Listen: Vagina/Pajamas/Vagina/Pajamas. See? These are pajamas.

Mars: Mars has penis. Luna has pajamas.

J: Luna has a vagina.

Mars: Mars has penis. Put on vagina.

J: Nevermind.

WAFFLES

LATE OCT? 2010

GOING UPSTAIRS TO BED

MARS: Cow. Cow milk.

J: We can have cow milk for breakfast.

MARS: Baba cook. Baba cook waffles. Too hot! Beep beep beep. Open!

WHY NOT

1.5.10

HANDING A MAGNA-DOODLE TO THE CAT

MARS: Shumai! Draw rabbit!

BIG!

1.3.10

MARS IS STANDING UP AGAINST THE COUCH

MARS: So big!

AMY: What's so big?

MARS: Big penis!