COUNTRY SONG

9.28.11

I lost my golden nuggets in the bouncy house
And I really want them back

Camels

September 20, 2011
Amy: What kind of camel would you be if you could be a camel? Would you be one humped or two humped?
Mars: I would be 3 humped so you, Luna, and Baba can ride me!

The Obvious

September 20, 2011
Mars is done popping.
Mars: One looks like a twisted hot dog. But it's poop. Cause it's from my butt.

The Kiss

9.17.11

I'm not going to hug and kiss you Gran. Only Grandpa.
Why?
I don't hug and kiss old ladies.

Milk

Sept 15
Mars is drinking strawberry milk.
Mars: I want the spoon straw!!!!!!
Amy: It's dirty, you used it this morning.
Luna: Yeah, you always get to use the spoon straw. You used it this morning.
Mars: FUCK IT!!!!!

ALL INCLUSIVE

SEPT 1 2011

IN THE MEN'S ROOM, WATCH HILL RI. WE'RE AT THE URINALS. I'M HOLDING MARS UP TO PEE. THERE IS A GUY AT THE URINAL NEXT TO US.

MARS: I wish there were 5 of these.
ME: Urinals?
MARS: Yeah.
ME: Why?
MARS: So Mama and NaiNai and Luna and you and me could all pee at the same time!

THE GUY NEXT TO US CRACKS UP HARD.