EVENTUALLY

2.13.12

Mars has a baby stacking toy in his hands.

BABA: Mars, do you think we should give that toy away to a baby?
MARS: Is it a baby toy? (He clearly doesn't want to give it away)
BABA: Kind of. But you can hang on to it.
MARS: We can give it to a baby when I die.

MORE SAFETY

Circa Jan 2012

Mars puts a safety cone in front of Gran's foot.

GRAN: Why did you put the cone in front of my foot?

MARS: So people will stay away because it's stinky.

HUGE

Circa Jan 2012

I just made a huge poop and I used the pusher downer to make it go down!

NEW TIME

2.11.12

When are gran and grandpa coming? They're half past late!

ONLY MARS

Feb 4, 2012
Mars runs to my bathroom and begins to pee. There is pee spraying everywhere.
Mars: There's a cut on my penis!
I bend down to look closely. I notice a very small sticker on the tip of his penis, closing it off so pee sprayed everywhere. At first glance, it looked like a pig's face.
Amy: Mars, it's sticker on your penis! Did you put a sticker on your penis?
Mars: NO! and begins to cry.
Amy: We have to get the sticker off! J! Help!
Mars is running away and crying. J grabs him. I proceed to get a wipe to remove the sticker. It was stuck on pretty well. I'm shaking from laughter while trying to remove this tiny sticker. Finally it comes off. It was a sticker that was on the inside of his new undies, that identified it had been inspected. One in a million chance a sticker from the undies manages to stick to the tip of his penis. I'm on the floor laughing so hard I'm crying.

Safety

February 1, 2012
Mars is dancing on the table with small safety cones all around him.
Amy: Mars! That's not safe!
Mars: That's why there are cones!