FIRST JOKE

7.26.10

[Mars adapted Luna's famous Knock-Knock joke:]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Penis!

Penis Who?

You have penis!

IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER

7.20.10

J: Mars, are you a happy man?

Mars: No! I a butt man!

RESOURCEFUL

7.25.10

MARS (has a hangnail on his toe): Cut my nail, Baba!

J GOES UPSTAIRS TO GET NAIL CLIPPER, COMES BACK DOWN

MARS (holding the nail in his fingers): I bite it!

A GOOD QUESTION

7.18.10

Fuck what, Baba?

NOT THE POTTY

7.6.10

(Mars has just come out of Luna's room and shut the door. He is not wearing pants or a diaper.)

MARS: Mama, there's a poop in Luna's room.
J: Did you poop in Luna's room?
MARS: No.
J: Did the cat poop in Luna's room?
MARS: Yep.

(J opens the door and goes in, sees the poop. It is not cat poop.)

J: Mars, did you poop in Luna's room?
MARS: Yep. I poop in Luna's room.