IMMORTALITY

9.27.11

Phoenicia, NY, in a Port-O-Potty
Mars sees the huge nasty pee and poo stew below.

M: Why doesn't somebody flush it?
J: You can't flush it. It just stays there.
M: Will my poop be there forever?

A GOOD iDEA

9.23.11

(Mars tells J a secret. we are going to Phoenicia NY for vacation, in the mountains.)

M: (Whispering) Can we find a store that sells Sasquatch suits?
J: What would we do with Sasquatch suits?
M: Scare humans!

Multitasking

June 20, 2011
Mars: I can chew and swallow when I'm pottying.

Vacation

June 17, 2011
Mars: I don't want to go to the mountains [on vacation].
Amy: Why?
Mars: I'm scared of sasquatch!

Bones

June 17, 2011
Mars: When I was in your tummy, I didn't like your bones.

Pooping

June 9, 2011
Mars is on the potty pooping
J: Are you almost done?
Mars: I have two done. I have one more coming. It's like winning tickets.

Green Eggs and Ham

June 22, 2011
Luna is in the bathroom.
Mars: Do you like green eggs and ham in the bathroom?

What Luna does best

June 21, 2011
Mars: Luna makes the best diarrhea!

Safety

June 20, 2011
Mars: If you put poop in your eye, it is dangerous.

Concern......

June 18, 2011
Mars at the car.
Mars: I'm not opening that. It's too freaky.

HIDEOUT!

June 17, 2011
Mars: When we were both in mama's tummy, that was fun. It was our hideout.