ANOTHER JOKE

8.25.12

Q: What has medium eyeballs and pees and poops all the time?

A: Mama.

JOKE

8.25.12

Q: What has big eyeballs and farts all the time?

A: Baba.

BAD WORDS

8.10.12

J is muttering to himself while looking for bike parts in a pile of crap in the foyer.

MARS: Baba--"fuck" is a bad word.

He thinks for a few seconds.

MARS: So is "stupid."

WORST EVER

8.9.12

MARS: (with soap in his eye) Baba you are the worst ever at giving baths!
J: Who is the best ever?
MARS: Mama. 

YARDSTICK

8.8.12

MARS: I took a shower with Baba!
LUNA: How big was his penis?
MARS: Um.  30 inches!
LUNA: That's almost a yard!