HOT CHOCOLATE TALKS

1.1.11

Luna and Mars are at the table and have just been served hot chocolate.

Mars: I'm not even tall enough to reach my hot chocolate!

J proceeds to get him a booster.

UNDERPANTS

1.1.11

(IN THE CAR)

MARS: Am I wearing underpants?

AMY: Yes.

MARS: Then why is my penis floating around?

PATIENCE

12.30.10

(ON VACATION IN DC)

MARS: Look at my tiny penis! Baba can I see your big penis?

J: Well, I'm cooking breakfast right now...

MARS: OK, after breakfast can I see your big penis?