Wednesday, August 24, 2011

New Outfit

August 24, 2011
Mars is naked and runs up to Luna.
Mars: Hey Luna, how do you like my outfit?

Crazy Pee

August 24, 2011
Mars is at the potty peeing, bending slightly backwards.
Amy: Why are you bending your back like that?
Mars: That's how I pee crazy!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Logic

August 18, 2011
Mars: Mama, can we go to the big toy store and buy whatever we want?
Amy: I don't know.
Mars: I can pick out something cheap. That means it's not too expensive.

Growth

August 17, 2011
At bedtime.
Mars: Mama, why are you so small?
Amy: That's just the way I am.
Mars: How do I get as big as you?
Amy: Well, you have to eat to grow.
Mars: If you eat more, will you be as big as Baba?
Amy: No, I'm done growing.
Mars: If I eat, will I be as big as Baba?
Amy: Probably.

OBSERVATION

8.17.11
(mars looks out his window at bedtime, sees people walking around)
are those people nocturnal?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

PRETEND

8.6.11

(at the toilet in the middle of playing forklift and car-crusher)

Baba-pretend I don't have a penis. I'm going to pee from my hydraulics.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

THE HUMAN BODY

8.7.11

Is my brain mushy like a pillow pet?

Friday, August 5, 2011

Prepardness

August 5, 2011

Mars is in the bathroom on the potty.

Mars: You better turn on the fan, it's going to be a stinky one!