OPERA

9.6.13

IN THE BATHROOM AT THE CHINA BUFFET, WESTERLY RHODE ISLAND.  THERE IS CANTOPOP PLAYING.

I don't like this lady music.  It sounds like opera.  They should play Gangnam Style.  Who wants to hear opera when they're pooping?

KINDERGARTEN COMPED

9.9.13

I ate in the lunchroom.  And I didn't even pay the check!