DREAMS

5.19.11
Mama, I want to ride a donkey.
And a backhoe.

PUTTING 2 AND 2 TOGETHER

5.15.11

MARS (TO A LADY): What's under there?
LADY: under where? My shirt?
MARS: Yes.
LADY: These are my boobs and my belly. What did you think was under there?
MARS: Two babies. Two.

ANNOUNCEMENT

5.11.11
(mars walks into ann's apt)

MARS: I've been farting all day!

YIKES

5.8.11

AMY: Mars, do you know what a dingleberry is?

MARS: I don't like those. Too spicy.