POTTY!

3.26.10

J: (Smells something) Mars - did you poop?

Mars: No. Yes! Potty!

Mars runs for the toilet, climbs up the stepstool and gets in.

Mars: My sock wet!

SAY HELLO

(MARS ON HIS BACK AFTER A FAM-PEE (CHINESE FOR "FART"))

See fam-pee guy! See fam-pee guy!

HELP!

circa Jan, 2010

(Mars is lying face down on the floor in the back. Amy is in the kitchen.)

Mars: Help!
Amy: Help with what?
Mars: Mars!
Amy: What happened?
Mars: Hand. Stuck. In. Pocket!

YOU SAY PAJAMAS

3.18.10

GETTING READY FOR BED

Mars: Mars Cold!

J: Don't worry Mars, let me just put on your diaper...

Mars: And put on Pagina!

J: You mean "pajamas." Listen: Vagina/Pajamas/Vagina/Pajamas. See? These are pajamas.

Mars: Mars has penis. Luna has pajamas.

J: Luna has a vagina.

Mars: Mars has penis. Put on vagina.

J: Nevermind.