BUFFALO BUTTS

2.26.11

MARS: Does anything come out of his butt, like Cheez-its?

J: Who, a buffalo?

MARS: Yeah.


MARS: Does a Cheez-it?

LUNA: No. Poop does!

WAY BACK WHEN

2.21.11

When I was a baby I didn't have any necks.

OUT OF STATE

2.18.11
DRIVING TO THE BERKSHIRES

J: We're almost to Massachusetts
MARS: Where's Mr. Two Shits?

LIFE LESSONS

2.11.11

MARS: Baba, can you teach me to fly?
J: Sorry, Mars, I can't. I don't know how to fly.
MARS: Then when I'm big enough can you teach me to drive a digger?