11.24.11
Mars: Gran here's a fart present for you
Gran: a present for me?
Mars: A fart!
Gran: what?
Mars: It already happened!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Human Factory
Nov 22, 2011
Seriti and I were talking about a time when Luna on Martha's Vineyard.
Mars: Was I here?
Amy: No, you weren't even made yet.
Mars: Did you get me at the human factory?
Seriti and I were talking about a time when Luna on Martha's Vineyard.
Mars: Was I here?
Amy: No, you weren't even made yet.
Mars: Did you get me at the human factory?
Eyebrows
Nov 22, 2011
We meet NaiNai in the foyer.
Amy: Nainai, you forgot your eyebrows.
We take a walk to meet up with Seriti. On the way....
Mars: Nainai forgot her eyebrows!
Amy: Did you forget your eyebrows today?
Mars touches his face.
Mars: I can't find my eyebrows. Can you look?
Amy: Yes, you have your eyebrows on today.
Mars: Maybe NaiNai's eyebrows were in her bed.
Amy: Do you find your eyebrows in bed each day and put them on?
Mars: Maybe NaiNai's eyebrows fell on the floor and she kicked them.
We meet NaiNai in the foyer.
Amy: Nainai, you forgot your eyebrows.
We take a walk to meet up with Seriti. On the way....
Mars: Nainai forgot her eyebrows!
Amy: Did you forget your eyebrows today?
Mars touches his face.
Mars: I can't find my eyebrows. Can you look?
Amy: Yes, you have your eyebrows on today.
Mars: Maybe NaiNai's eyebrows were in her bed.
Amy: Do you find your eyebrows in bed each day and put them on?
Mars: Maybe NaiNai's eyebrows fell on the floor and she kicked them.
Fake It
Nov 22, 2011
Mars is in the bathroom.
Amy: Mars, what are you doing?
Mars: I'm peeing with my pajina!
Amy: You don't have a pajina!
Mars: I was fake pajina-ing!
Mars is in the bathroom.
Amy: Mars, what are you doing?
Mars: I'm peeing with my pajina!
Amy: You don't have a pajina!
Mars: I was fake pajina-ing!
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Vision
November 7, 2011
Luna: When you go to school, you have to do an eye test.
Mars: What's an eye test?
Luna: So they know if you need glasses.
Mars: I already have sunglasses and eyeball glasses!
Luna: When you go to school, you have to do an eye test.
Mars: What's an eye test?
Luna: So they know if you need glasses.
Mars: I already have sunglasses and eyeball glasses!
Saturday, November 5, 2011
BABA'S ERRAND
11.5.11
Mars: Baba, what is your errand?
J: I have to drive Mama around to buy crap.
Mars: Where is buycrap?
Mars: Baba, what is your errand?
J: I have to drive Mama around to buy crap.
Mars: Where is buycrap?
Friday, November 4, 2011
Chickpeas Circus
Mars is peeing with his eyes closed.
Mars: This is what I'm going to do for the Chickpeas circus.
(The Chickpeas Circus is the end of the year celebration where kids can show off a trick they know).
Mars: This is what I'm going to do for the Chickpeas circus.
(The Chickpeas Circus is the end of the year celebration where kids can show off a trick they know).
Math 2
November 4, 2011
Mars just came out of the bathroom from bath. He walks in to his room.
Mars: One shirt, one pants, two socks. That's 4 things!
Baba: That's right.
Luna: What are you guys talking about?
Baba: Mars added 2 plus 2.
Luna: Wow, really?
Mars: Yep.
Mars just came out of the bathroom from bath. He walks in to his room.
Mars: One shirt, one pants, two socks. That's 4 things!
Baba: That's right.
Luna: What are you guys talking about?
Baba: Mars added 2 plus 2.
Luna: Wow, really?
Mars: Yep.
Gas 2
November 4, 2011
Mars farts.
Amy: What just came out of your butt?
Mars: A monster!
Amy: Why did it smell so bad!
Mars: Cause he's the king of diaper rash!
Mars farts.
Amy: What just came out of your butt?
Mars: A monster!
Amy: Why did it smell so bad!
Mars: Cause he's the king of diaper rash!
Gas
November 4, 2011
Mars farts.
Amy: Mars, what just came out of your butt?
Mars: A monster!
He farts again.
Amy: What just came out of your butt?
Mars: Poka dotted underwear!
Mars farts.
Amy: Mars, what just came out of your butt?
Mars: A monster!
He farts again.
Amy: What just came out of your butt?
Mars: Poka dotted underwear!
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