WHY????

7.15.15
Why won't someone tell me what my balls are for?

BUFF

2013? 2014?

Mars is looking at his body in the mirror.

MARS: Look!  I have a 6 pack!
J: No Mars, those are your ribs.
MARS: Then I have a rib pack!

MOVIE CRITIC

1/13/15

AMY: Hey Mars.  Do you want to watch Into the Woods?
MARS: I don't even want to show it to my kids.

DELICATES

1/5/15

Luna gets a bra from Old Navy.

Mars: Did you get a Bigfoot bra?

CAT WHISPERER

12/20/14

WONTON MEOWS

I know what she's saying!  "Bigfoot's Real! Bigfoot's Real!"